Spicy sentence enhancers
Swear words are special words, that you shouldn’t use just any fucking time you feel like it.
My father used to say that using swear words just shows that you lack a decent vocabulary. I have lived by that ever fucking since.
Folks that can’t go but a few minutes w/o using a swear in their sentences have a small vocabulary, as such they sound moronic when speaking.
What im fuckin sayin is, you got a god damn point
Ya, ain’t that shit the truth?
Fuck yes.
[off topic] When the Bible says ‘don’t take the Lord’s name in vain’ it doesn’t mean that you are damned for cursing. It means that you shouldn’t lie under oath.
Jesus fucking Christ. This is a relief to hear.
Fuckin’ A!
Most religion interprets that commandment as “don’t say God unless you’re actually praying to him.”
“Damn” is fine. “God damn” is taking the Lord’s name in vain.
I think there’s plenty of interpretations of this (as always)
What?? You mean a 5,000 year old book that’s been translated and retranslated eighteen times is ‘open to interpretation?’
Any interpretation is fine, as long as it’s my interpretation, of course.
and only my version is correct, obviously. /s
Lol. You beat me to it. But lucky for both of us, our beliefs are completely identical.
ok, now how do I add an image, wait, i think I figured it out
Actually made me laugh out loud. Thanks.
Your comment just gave a vibe of that being the way to interpret it
“In vain” itself is a weird expression, meaning mostly “to no effect” [0]. So dont invoke God’s judgement unless you’re 100% sure, but its not really clear whether he’ll damn you if you’re not.
It’s basically like saying “I swear to God” and either lying, or using like “I swear to God bro!” which cheapens it.
Doesn’t it mean that you are forbidden from saying God’s name for no reason? (YWH)
Is ‘damn’ a swear word or is it just the child being cute?
It’s just the child being so damn cute.
I thought it was fucking cute though
Some older people consider it to be.
Some people consider it to be a lighter swear word. Hence the mother not being upset about it.
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
it’s an older copypasta but it checks out
This gives me Judith from TWD vibes.
Is there supposed to be a comic under all that jpeg?
