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The company said it is working to fix the issue…

What issue? It sounds like it works perfectly fine.

For real? Bigfoot? Was jackalope already taken or something? We should be assholes and make it the Jersey Devil 😈

Edit: Oh! I forgot about the Fresno Nightcrawlers! Those are even home grown right here in Cali!

That’s why they’ll just jump. They won’t be far from the ground.

Pawn your car. That’ll get you hella gas money.

Wait… 🤔

So do babies. At least the dead person just stinks and isn’t also screaming.

Poll:

Would you rather sit next to a dead person or a crying baby for 4 hours on a plane?

Personally, I’d take the dead person.

I knew a guy who had absolutely no creative ideas at all and couldn’t come up with any to save his life. He went into a career for making film and TV.

The mastadon user posting the thing needs to tag the Lemmy community in their post and then it will show up like any other post on Lemmy. You wouldn’t even know it’s from Mastodon unless they said so in the post.

I don’t know anyone besides myself that even uses social media IRL.