What a beautiful way to honor his life’s work of self-promotion and trolling.
Anyway, healthcare pls?
Anyway, Epstein files?
If you work hard and are lucky, then healthcare can be obtained.
Technically, any image could be printed on new U.S. currency. Slow news day?
GOP plans have the follow-through ratio of a Chris Christie diet plan, so I’ll believe it when I see it.
More repulsive white men on currency. Yay!
Nazi’s do not belong on currency. Also he was a nobody podcaster. He will be forgotten about and he is just another right wing murder statistic.
Never Harriet Tubman though.
I wonder if there’s a reason why? Anyone know???
Too much money for the extra ink /s
She rescued what, a few thousand people? Kirk offended millions!
Mysteriously, so did Harriet Tubman.
Racism :(
Fuck, if we are putting streamers on currency I vote for Pokimane.
I vote (illegally) for MetalJesusRocks.
I’m down for SimpleFlips. Pass a dude a dollar? Shout out to SimpleFlips.
cool idea honestly
Melon head Fantano. He’ll complain it doesn’t sound like Death Grips.
I want Yumi with his ugly ass bowl cut.
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I hate the idiots in charge of this country.
Does anyone living in a sane country wanna do a greencard marriage thing? I’m a good cook, enjoy keeping my space clean, and am a fairly experienced flatterer, if that sweetens the pot any.
…pretty please? :(
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Anyone want to do that for me too? I might be disabled but I am very funny, I can do pixel art so I can make stuff for you, I have good style and can help you dress well, I can sew so I can mend your clothes! You can also have all my steam games!
Please get me out of here :(
I’d marry you both but the UK doesn’t seem too far behind your shitshow :(
So we made it to the “Russian bride” level already. American Spouses
Let’s all start some kind of legal harem. Or a really big “family”.
Say less, cousin Skuzz. I’m in.
Aye, cousin kelpie_is_trying, how’s the family anyway? Been a while.
I will suck literally anything.
What a fucking joke…
Will probably be a MAGA coin that isn’t even legal tender so Trump can fleece his followers even more.
It’ll cost as much as a gold coin but will be made out of zink.
It will be gold plated to be sold as “gold coin”
fake zinc?
I can’t imagine a world without Zinc.
Fake-zinc plated piece of fake iron
Gilded lead would be so funny.
Ah lads… You’ve gone too far now. C’mon. How in the name of sweet baby Jesus, Mary, Joseph and all his carpenter friends is this not an onion? C’mon now. Seriously.
The timeline jumped the shark. Reality is too absurd for The Onion to parody.
The more time passes the more convinced I am that we actually do live in a simulation. That our reality is some kind of TV drama that was actually supposed to end years ago but now the writers are running out of ideas.
We’re out here doing worse versions of decades old plotlines, the stuff that is “new” feels phoned in, we’ve got this huge cliffhanger in the Epstein files that is probably never gonna get resolved. Really feels like the show ships have ended back in 2012.
I mean I’m shitposting, but still.
I read this in Scotch/Irish
Then you read correctly!
Fast forward to 2030…
" That will be 13 Kirks"
" Here’s a Rogan and a Shapiro, keep the change"
“A trump” will be used to refer to both a 100 monies or a rape.
“It’s all about the Trumps.”
Misleading title, they’d be coins:
The bill calls on the U.S. Treasury to print 400,000 silver dollar coins with Kirk’s face on them, Republican Representatives August Pfluger of Texas and Abraham Hamadeh of Arizona told Fox News. In addition to Kirk’s image, the coins would include the message, “Well done, good and faithful servant.” They would be minted with the year 2026 and his full name on them, according to Fox News Digital.
Also “Well done, good and faithful servant.” is absolutely nauseating.
All things considered, coins make the most sense. Bills would be defaced so quickly. I was already imagining all the grotesque pen drawings over his dumb face.
You can technically still deface coins in a variety of ways, such as with a window breaking tool, and red marker. Not saying I would, of course…
Little drill hole somewhere maybe
I was just wondering how much I could sell them for if they had an actual bullet hole through them…
Might have to make me a stamp that says
“NAZI
GOLDSILVER”
If I ever happen upon one of these, it’s at the very least getting a swastika stamped into the forehead.
I assume it’s just a Charlie Kirk commemorative coin?
Pfluger said that “this commemorative coin will make Charlie the youngest American ever immortalized on legal U.S. currency, a fitting honor that cements his extraordinary legacy alongside presidents and founding fathers who shaped our republic.”
It would seem so.
Surely toilet paper would be a more appropriate medium to carry his semblance.
Might grab one. Stick it in my coin collection next to the reichmarks my poppy picked up while killing nazis
Well you should have to kill a nazi for a trophy. Stolen valour and all that…
kill a nazi to get a coin commemorating a nazi’s killing. Hmm. Better get another coin just in case.
