Finger print matching doesn’t really work well its all just a guess with no universal criteria on how close a smudge has to be to your fingerprint to be used

Drinking alcohol makes me sleep like a baby, but my wife says it makes me snore,so I guess the trick is to steal someone else’s sleep power for yourself

Nothing feels cooler than plugging in my phone with Dex to a small USB c hub at work to get desktop mode on a secondary monitor and then using a VPN home and opening my virtual machine for a full desktop

Do you use the candle and spray as a flamethrower

You do one then the other

Because that’s what happens as you age

I can’t see the censored thing

I’ve had to chase the neighbor’s cat away several times in the mornings before work because the scrub jays that had a nest in our bushes would be screaming at 5 in the morning because the cat would be out there

I don’t use adobe often, what is a pfp?

Gotta stay hip with the kids

I’m more concerned about the slow children ahead

They probably get annoyed because you didn’t say ‘fine’ and now they have to think about you to see if you’re kidding or not which should hopefully make them think about asking in the future

Maybe its a trick to convince people to leave out ‘of’ to annoy people in the future