ICE MAKER
Infinite ice whenever you want, uh, yes, add to cart
Even KINGS never knew such luxury…
A maid. I really don’t like cleaning. I’m not very good at it, I miss a lot of things, I don’t have the attention span, etc. I do it because I have to. I don’t want to live in squalor but gosh, it would be nice to have somebody cleaning my house for me even if it’s just once a month.
A large property in the woods with a river running through it. I can literally setup my own mini power generation source if the stream is powerful enough. So I get to at least be partly off-grid.
Having a paid off mortgage
one of those freeze dryers to make infinite crunchy Skittles
They’re so good but so expensive and the machine is like $3,000 😭Also one of those ~$500 IPL permanent hair removers
20 million dollars and a company idea
Eggs
No weeds in my garden. Kinda how the Teletubbies never dealt with crabgrass.
A flying car like on the Jetsons.
Unconditional love and support
Get a dog, you big lovable jerk.
I love the conditional love of my kibby. Conditional love is great when the conditions are easy to fulfill.
1: feed me
2: water me
3: scoop my poops
4: love me, but not too much
That’s not a luxury, it’s free.
free time
or any money at all, i can only seem to get one of the two
A house with a yard in a city with good subway access
What color do you want your dragon?
Staten Island NYC
Staten island is the only part of New York City without subway access.
there is no direct rail link between the SIR and the New York City Subway system
Damn. Yeah
Kitty holsters. A kitten in a holster on each side. Ready for anything as long as i got my kitty holsters
I fucking love this
How about a hammock chest holster, so you’re always snuggling?
Air travel where I’m treated better than a livestock transport.
Luxury hack: just add money /s
This is an efficient method, yes, but it’s doable without money: If you fly enough you rack up enough bonus points to upgrade for free.
Source: Done it plenty of times. If the flight is four hours or more, that’s when I consider spending my points.
A full, refreshing night of sleep every night.
there is a pocket star trek novel i can’t find a physical copy for less than 100 US dollars called “a stitch in time”. for some reason they won’t reprint it (they released an audiobook recently but i don’t personally like reading books that are not physical paper books).
Yea I bought it on a whim when it came out cause I love DS9 and Garak. I’ve seen them as high as 200. Its crazy.
Yeah, my copy is in decent condition, and I’ve had offers of 200 for it.
Alas, I’m a giant geek and refuse to sell it
TIL those are out of print and valuable. Most of mine were ex-library copies bought for 50¢ each. I guess I should have kept getting them more diligently, since it sounds like now it would be difficult for me to complete my collection.
Keep an eye out at thrift shops-- I’ve seen huge tranches of Star Trek novels.
Upvoted just because I’ve been meaning to look up the definition of tranche and you reminded me. Thank you. :)
Ugh me too!
Rule of Acquisition #3: Never spend more on an acquisition than you have to
