• DicJacobus@lemmy.world
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    9 hours ago

    If you are European, I would start taking heed of your government’s warnings of the past year, and understand that your country will be openly at war with Russia very soon.

    if you are American, I would start getting used to the idea that Civil War is probably inevitable.

    If you are Canadian, Start taking lessons from the history of Vietnam, Iraq, Finland, and Ukraine. Its going to be especially bad for us. Surrounded by enemies and our Allies an ocean away and dealing with their own war with Russia

    If you are Russian, get ready to die as the bunker grandfather uses you like cattle.

    If you are Chinese, get ready to win by doing nothing.

    If you are a New Zealander, Any room left?

    • grue@lemmy.world
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      5 hours ago

      if you are American, I would start getting used to the idea that Civil War is probably inevitable.

      If you are Canadian, Start taking lessons from the history of Vietnam, Iraq, Finland, and Ukraine. Its going to be especially bad for us. Surrounded by enemies and our Allies an ocean away and dealing with their own war with Russia

      The non-MAGA faction of the civil war might ally itself with Canada.

      (Also, you should add an “if you are Mexican” part.)