Technically a meal

I feel this is what you do when you are questioning how your life is going.

Are those cold/frozen fries?

I’ve been down, but never this down.

The chocolate is the only thing that makes me question what’s going on.

“Hello, police ? I need to report a food crime”

Girl dinner?

Charcuterie bowl??

Hey that actually looks pretty good. Is the chocolate an unexpectedly good pairing or just tossed in there for scale?

Dinner and Dessert in the same plate for an eco-friendly meal? Less dishes to wash?

or just blatant food crime…

Is that salami or raw ground beef?

OP, you OK?

Is this like pouring one out for cobra?

I want it.

I probably ate something similar at some point in the past anyway, chocolate pairs really well with lots of savory foods.