Wait so was he in trouble because he should have had beer on the boat? And should have had more blonds?
Blonds. James Blonds.
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He was only 20! Can a man not run around on the lake, lights out, with only a single blonde?! In my day I carried two for conversation’s sake! (That’s a David Lee Roth joke, can’t remember which video. I’m old! Slack. Cut me some.)
Persecuting a man for harmless fun, SMDH. Fascists running the place, far back as the 50s. I hate what America has become.
(Seriously, I’m religious about checking the nav lights. Our boat is a 10’, $600 POS from Academy. LOL, my redneck ass has a flashlight on a bamboo pole for the rear white light. During the day I fly a hunter orange flag 8’ high. I don’t want my family getting splatted by a drunk!)
As a blonde, is this one per person or per boat? Do all us blondes need to fight to the death on the dock? Will there be betting? Can I bet if I participate? So many questions.
The implication wasn’t cool then. Never was
Officer Earl Money
