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1 day agoPretty sure parsecs measure time.
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Pretty sure parsecs measure time.
That is accurate. I’ve done extensive research.
My bum fuck town of half a million people has two of those. It’s not uncommon.
Not for jokes, though.
That’s not transmutation, that’s hamomancy.
5am.
Laughs in German.
Klar, dass diese geschmacklosen Heiopeis Gerolsteiner trinken. GEROLSTEINER.
That was the joke :(