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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 天前
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    11 天前

    adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      and masturbatory

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        I thought adding semen was masturbatory

        • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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          11 天前

          Use fertilized eggs

          • Akasazh@feddit.nl
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            10 天前

            So… Balut?

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          We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

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            Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

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              Lmao. Well, vegetarians don’t have to cut out all animal products, that would be more vegan. So, we’ll use vegan. I would say… yes, I mean well as long as it’s a human. It’s the consent for me in that case.

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                So, cannibalism is fine for vegans, as long as there is consent? Is this limited to gametes?

                Sorry if you are not an expert here, I just jumped to the opportunity.

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                  XD good question. I would draw the line. As the person is dead, or at least harmed. Swallowing on the other hand… :3

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                  Armin Miewes enters the chat

                  This guy made tacos with his leg.

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                I’d go with “OK” as well, but on the grounds that the intent isn’t sating hunger.

                Wait, I mean, not that kind…

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          Other way around

          • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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            10 天前

            adding masturbation is sementory?

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              10 天前

              semenary

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        Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!

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        Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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    Superfluous and masturbatory is a pretty good description of my life up to this point.

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      Saaame

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    Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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      deleted by creator

  • Diddlydee@feddit.uk
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    I bet that person is a struggle to converse with.

    • sad_detective_man@leminal.space
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      Dude eats all his meals out of a blender for efficiency and stoicism

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        Too much processing. Raw meat directly from a just hunted source

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          too performative and pretentious. my dude gets his meat by simply asking the prey with a series of clicks and whistles like god intended

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      deleted by creator

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    Using “eggs” as the punchline to anything is a cheap way to make me smile. I can’t deny it.

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      I often say “via con huevos”

      (Inspired by the movie “Nobody’s Fool”)

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        Vaya con huevos, amigos. I might not watch the movie, but I’ll probably start quoting it regardless.

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          You should definitely watch the movie. It is an absolutely fantastic film. It’s actually one of my annual Thanksgiving watches.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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    Of the remaining 5 replies, how many were calling that anon r-word?

    • Darth_Lemmy@lemmy.zipBanned from community
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      “expeditiously kill yourself, post haste” most likely

    • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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      The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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    I’m more of a ‘Over medium egg on my Burger’ kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

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    midwittery

    Now that is a new one.

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    Anyone else see an angry garden gnome in the picture?

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