YARE YARE DAZE (sale)
Psychology. The sign gets extra attention and also makes one think the people holding the sale might be stupid and not know the value of the items they’re selling.
Are they AI generated or something?
My brain autocorrected the first three I read. I felt like I was missing the punchline, so I started over to notice.
Yale Sale
Alright! Deals on an Ivy League education!
Look, we all can’t get into Yal6, okay.
The first one is clearly in Boston.
Those are mimics
“yard sard” kind of appeals to me tbh. I’d like to know what goes on at a yard sard, it intrigues me
Homeschooling?
Obedience and conformity.
Same as always.
A jorb well done
Its like they went to the same school!
Aww, look at the little hortlets.
Random Red Shirt:
Sir! We’re detecting… they… they read like Hitler particle emissions but… something’s off…
Kirk:
Hortler.
Well, people definitely notice the sign.
Kind of like what I used to do on reddit. If no one is answering someone else’s post for over an hour that I also would like to have the answer to, I’ll post the wrong answer to the question in a believable way and someone will instantly correct me.
Boom. Question answered.
From my recent garage sale:
Correlary: use a female-sounding username with a cutesy icon (e.g. flowers, butterflies, etc) and you’re more likely to get the help you need.
YOU’RE WRONG THAT’S NOT HOW IT WORKS!
wait?
heh heh
Good try buddy. I’m not falling for that old trick.
Well, actually… If you look at this venn diagram you will clearly see just how wrong you are.
HA HA YOU FOOL!!! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! I knew the cheese was on the Nachos the whole time!
