Business at the front, party at the back.

I have looked it over a few times and am still confused about everything stuffed in the back garden - an extension for tiny pottery houses, a converted bathyscaphe, a fountain that looks like it came from a funfair and a tree house. All that before you get to the loft conversion that has the feel of a small caravan (we used to go on holiday in a Sprite). 🤷‍♂️

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  • Zip2@feddit.uk
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    3 months ago

    That photo gallery really is the gift that keeps on giving.

    “Renovated to the highest standard”. Not my highest standard, that’s for sure. I’m not a fan of the chipboard look.

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    2 months ago

    It has a bulging hand-painted portal, a boat cabin in the loft, a treehouse and a brick oven in the garden.

    Fugly but am all in on this.

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    That was an interesting ride.

    It starts out, as I was acrimony scrolling down the page, “oh, that’s a pretty house.”

    Then it was "well, not everyone likes a lot of wood accents, but that’s still up my alley.

    Then, “oh, that’s an interesting choice. Just needs better execution.”

    Then “ooooookay, definitely an odd set of choices”

    Then “what the absolute fuck were they thinking?”

    Imo, that listing is the poster child for this C/

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    3 months ago

    That little round room is super cute! could never live in it cause of the claustrophobia, but a different me would be into it. The rest of the place is very…???

    It feels like something out of The Prisoner. Who is number one?

    • ᴇᴍᴘᴇʀᴏʀ 帝@feddit.ukOP
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      3 months ago

      Or it’s impossible to map without resorting to the kind of non-Euclidean geometry that would open doorways to entities that cannot be named.