This is a clearly user of protection vest…
He looks like a broiler chicken.
He’s too curvy to be a super fx chip render.
Forget a brick shithouse, he’s built like a brick of shit.
Dim MAGA with a low poly Lara Croft bust.
He looks like he was drawn by Rob Liefeld.
for the unfamiliar:
How
It looks more like captain america has some massive honkers and anasarca
it looks like something went wrong with the super soldier serum and he became a buff quasimodo instead
“My Doge. My White House. My Dune.”
Did he shop at the kid’s isle?
*aisle, fyi.
Nah, he’s definitely been to Epstein’s Island
Someone’s gotta explain to me how Elon manages to look completely different in almost every pic I see of him on the Internet.
It’s possible he has bas posture or just thinks over extending his torso and thrusting his rib cage out makes him look good because that’s what it looks like to me
He’s still a fat fucking idiot though
Maybe a corset when on stage?
Hope it’s not counted as gender affirming care like, say, hair transplants.
Baldness is something males experience so much more then females that it’s considered sexist to point it out to a male. But having hair seems to be a lot more universal. Would categorize that more under human affirming care 🤣 which you know, he would still need because he is a lizard.
Maybe he is wearing a body suit? Or he is the shape shifting lizard person Q tried to warn everyone about? /s
But this tracks with the hideous beach picture, are they both AI? Tub of shit man can be shaped like a tub of shit for all I care, but his adds weight to one side or the other regardless.
Just shedding his old skin.
Possible that he has body doubles. Really though cameras are just fucking weird
Doesnt look like a bulletproof vest either. Surprised he goes out without one.
Sorta getting Dale Gribble vibes.
Real chance of camouflaged bullet proof vest
Not going to do anything if the gunman aims for the head
That might be a part of it, but…
(cw: Elon Musk in swimsuit)
Title
Bulletproof implants then
There’s only one way to find out
We’re going to need a bigger bullet.
.50 api it is then.
I think you’re right — body armor of some kind. He’s scared.
I think more like s bullet proof corset
Bullet resistant* vest
With a completely exposed face?
That’s not at all camouflaged.
Bro built like a deep breath.
Lol this is awesome
It’d be so easy to kill 2 birds with 1 stone right there. Well, maybe not easy.
Just need a good penetration value.
He looks like he takes HGH and doesn’t work out
Bingo. I’m surprised more people aren’t calling this out. Musk is taking a unhealthy amounts of “youth drugs” and not actually working out. Dude is so obsessed with his image. Just like Trump who’s ties and suits don’t fit because he forces his tailor to fit to his ego and not his reality.
When you do roids but to lazy to workout.
