That girdle working overtime

In exchange for what from Russia?

They’ve got the wrong person, this woman was with me at the time in question

You dropped this 🍁

And you’ll still never be able to get rid of all the telemetry and annoying shit…

Old ass kindle. Physical buttons, no modem to phone home / update itself / delete my shit, only thing it can do is display books

We should join the EU, fast