These labels are a real life shitpost on their own. Why the parentheses? Why capitalize “Pumping”, “Push” and “Nozzle” but not “if”? What’s the function of that asterisk? How many question and exclamation marks do you really need? That first line isn’t even a question.

This might be out of scope but: Cookie banners. Please just give me one single button to disagree to all unnecessary cookies like intended by law. And stop this “legitimate interest” bullshit where I have to disagree AGAIN but this time MANUALLY for each of your 873 “partners” to actually disagree?? If you give me an option to disagree to all but then there’s also 800+ secret checkboxes to REALLY disagree, that just feels like you’re making fun of me.

Like a lemonade stand that also offers urine and when you don’t want urine in your lemonade, they instead just directly piss in your mouth. Not a great user experience…

Hamburger menus with the button in the top left corner. Bro, my thumb is down here in the bottom right corner. I already try to buy smaller phones and it’s still almost impossible to use these menus. Would it be so hard to at least put them on the right side?

At some point I realised that this almighty being that loves everyone either is not actually almighty or just a massive cunt, considering it allows unnecessary unprovoked evil like children dying a long painful death from a disease that this being also happened to create.

Don’t be upsetti, eat some spaghetti.

Sounds silly but genuinely helps me not get too upset about things I don’t hold much power over. At the end of the day I can still make a pot of spaghetti and enjoy it. I like spaghetti.