TempleOS was a biblical themed distro that is perhaps most famous for the creator, Terry A. Davis, who died when he was hit by a train.

Do the American thing and chuck it in the harbor until the taxes stop

Radicale is the GOAT and supports authentication. Or you can just run it on a LAN behind a firewall.

Midnight Club 3: DUB Edition Remix. If the first three Fast and Furious movies tickle your fancy, it’s the go to game