Bartender. I don’t get a lunch break so I just drink on the clock.

After hurricane Maria devastated Puerto Rico a friend posted on social media asking if anyone could house his friend from San Juan. I was living in a house Brooklyn and I volunteered. His name was Robert and he was a really great dude. I really enjoyed hanging out with while he stayed. I told him he could stay as long as he wanted. He was such a boss that he had a chef job and his own New York apartment within two weeks.

I would eat this whole thing if it would undo feeling like absolute garbage when I’m done.

Captain Fabuloso