Honestly, I’d love a cost equivalent laptop in could put Linux on in Europe, but for the money the MacBook Air is just really hard to beat

Not yet, though I suspect I will when I need to update my phone (you need a pixel for Graphene), but there’s also lineage os

Graphene?

Putin weighs 50 bucks soaking wet. He’s smaller than my grandmother. Unless the kgb teaches mean shin kicking techniques, I reckon my gran could take him.