Wait, “hot deal” and “originally” get around this?? How literally is that law worded?? “Hot deal” is definitely just a synonym but “originally” is even more explicitly a lie than “on sale”!
Wait, “hot deal” and “originally” get around this?? How literally is that law worded?? “Hot deal” is definitely just a synonym but “originally” is even more explicitly a lie than “on sale”!
It’s got to be the first one, only because I don’t believe they make red noses as big as the second one, and a red nose condom is just unconscionable
With the size of Charlie’s fingers, I don’t think he’s worried about threats above the waist tbh. He could block a fucking lorry with one of his porky digits. He may very well have hired double amputee bodyguards - it’s like a Daredevil situation; when they don’t use their arms, their legs become double strong. He’s impervious to landmines or beartraps with them around. Tiny assassins are right out.
It’s because he’s 21.
It’s gonna be so sad, seeing lines of ex-royal ball biters queueing round the block from the job centre now that they’re obsolete.