keepcarrot [she/her]

Being long term unemployed, I would sometimes think of sleep as a low energy state until the next welfare cheque. But also being drunk fulfilled the same purpose.

Everything outside of my immediate experience is densely packed squid atlanteans. (I feel like some people seem to genuinely think like this, which is distressing)

Aw, I used to live with a cat called Bro

What do people say there?

What’s that enormous hole in dude?

I’ve given up, gotten some really harsh reactions from everyone

I probably cannot live with a lot of people, even if they really need it. I’ve been woken up by angry housemates one too many times and I’m really not coping.

Watership down! I shout as a naval vessel lists amidst the smoke, wholly misunderstanding the title of the book

It means you’re able to capture enemy buildings, important in today’s competitive employment market!

Damn, engineer time isn’t cheap either. Contractor was doing pretty well though

I periodically give things away to people who just immediately sell them. I never trust them again, and it’s rarely items I directly need, I just like to have them around to loan to people.

Heavens to Betsy