This was very fun to read!

There are a lot of steps in converting color spaces to suit people’s individual monitors and in compressing files to be stored on web servers.

Sometimes rounding errors happen. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

Actually, every donut has a corresponding donut hole somewhere in the world, which holds the center of mass. This property of disconnection between a donut and its CoM has many interesting applications.

I think the proper term would be “mathematical”, bit “virtual” gets the point across just as well in context

His hair looks like lego

Do you think the database entries are being properly sanitized? I think I saw Bobby Tables doing DEI earlier