Did you just have a stroke?

Nice stroke, Pam.

As someone who’s always struggled to find ambition, that’s wild to me.

This reminded me to sit up straight.

Edibles in moderation, my friend. Stealth high helps me and my husband when my mom visits.

Just don’t drive or do anything stupid like that while high.

Idk who needs to hear this, but don’t put your dick in that

Just gonna start out by saying I’m a woman.

I appreciate the premise of what you’re saying, but the unfortunate reality is that people often aren’t trust worthy and there are people that would lie about something as serious as SA.

Our justice system is broken in many ways, but I don’t think this is one of them. It makes sense that we should have to prove any claims we make against somebody else - especially if that claim can ruin their life.

oi say it to my fucken face

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it’s still printing.

Lip from Shameless

Tacos (really good ones like a proper al pastor or birria) and a strong frozen margarita.

Normally, I’d answer my husband. But today, I’ll say Skyrim. I picked it up again after multiple years, and I have loved and played this game since its release in 2011.

Talk all the shit you want, this is one of my favorite nostalgic kicks.