Touche about the pointed tines, I hadn’t noticed that.

Imagine needing a flared end to keep the utensil from slipping out of your hamfisted mitts. #1 all day

I believe these are for so-called “ant parties”. Popular with some youths

Tradition means giving votes to the most obscure of all classes — our ancestors. It is the democracy of the dead. Tradition refuses to submit to the small and arrogant oligarchy of those who merely happen to be walking around. – G.K. Chesterton

It’s got big Zoidberg energy

#2 is classic. #5 has never let me down. But ive never understood how people use #7: shitty wobbly tip

You do not need to leave your room. Remain sitting at your table and listen. Do not even listen, simply wait. Do not even wait, be quiet still and solitary. The world will freely offer itself to you to be unmasked, it has no choice, it will roll in ecstasy at your feet. – Franz Kafka