I would make a joke about him, but you’re not supposed to punch down.

Saying that.

Baw wittta baww da bang da bang Diggy Diggy Diggy said the boogy said Kid rocks a pussy.

Grilled does need divine intervention to make their burgers taste nice.

Awww man, I’m staring at the snow globe again.

I dunno, a McBitch?

All it means is I got 141 2/3 chance of winning at Sakerfice.

It’s not the nothingness, it’s how you get to the nothingness that sucks.

Am I a tree?

Hahahah, none of you are real!

God, I remember having them, I had a pretty cool collection for a while, not sure where they went tho.

Everythings useless in the grand scheme of things, but is it fun? That’s all that really matters, if it makes you feel good, then it can’t be useless.

“a that’sa all the humanitarianisma we are a gonna doa today”

As a person who sucks at naps, you have an epic skill and I’m jealous of you! Once I’m awake, that’s me untill I force myself to sleep at night.

I regret everything I ever do, so no change there.

I’ve made worse deals than this.

That’s because they’re fucking idiots.

That house is 100% going: “Say whaaaaaaaat!”.

Even I know that.

Well this is a new bother for me, you got the commas in the wrong spot.

It should be

Bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, ba da bap, bap… Ringtone.

The concept of time?

I finally feel seen!