Remove the bed, sleep on the crucifix

But I want a spinoff with the Choctaw vampire hunters

Why is there a butthole on Stallman’s nameplate?

It’s funny how we’ve spent so much time worrying about the threat from computers that work too well.

A jar. We all know how that ends.

I’m in this picture and I don’t mind at all. Penguins are fucking cool. I’m gonna go to Argentina just to see them in the wild.

It’s [email protected] . It’s wide open, I just mailed them a picture of my unflushed turds