Mid-30s woman here, from western US. I call my mom any of the following, depending on mood/context:

• Mom
• Mommy
• Mama
• Ma (definitely can become Maaaaa at times)
• Uma
• Mother (usually in a jokingly stern tone)
• Her name (when she’s being particularly deaf)

That goddamned movie made leaves look delicious and my child self did not appreciate the lesson in reality versus fantasy. ಠ_ಠ

Absolutely disgusting. Our common ancestors are rolling over in their graves at their inhumanity.

I read it as GLaDOS first and got a little smile, then went back and reread it as Cave Johnson and laughed.

I desperately want to unsee this and I hate the fact that I can’t.

Well, since he’s clearly unnamed, I’m naming him Speck.

I’d get a tiny violin to play, but I don’t shop at Target.

I haven’t looked that good in a photo in ages; I’m glad they got my good side.

In advance, no less.

Go Musk, go bust?

I want them sent to CECOT; let them enjoy the hospitality they have so graciously extended to the people they’ve kidnapped.

Also, what’s Karoline doing outside of the house? A MAGA woman’s place is barefoot and pregnant, making her ownerhusband a meal.

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I…want to eat it.

Based on the username and formatting of the title, I’m guessing OP’s native language may be Japanese, where questions are often statement+question word.

Shitsumon desu - It’s a question.

Shitsumon desu ka - Is it a question?

Explain humans. Checkmate, scientists!

I am, but it’s only because I’m barely coping. Gotta laugh sometimes, since I’m crying the rest.

Cutting potatoes makes Americans cry, got it.

My brain is somehow hearing the original voice, just…in the Spanish I’m reading. Maybe that’s why it sounds menacing haha

Never before have I heard Spanish in a Scottish accent. My brain just tried it and I’m amused.