I’ve killed a lot of Nazis in my day (in Wolf3D) but I gotta say that’s a bit of a stretch. I don’t know anything about this guy, or indeed Romania, so perhaps my Canadian benefit-of-the-doubt is blinding me

How can you talk to your brother in such a way? What would Mom think?

I forgive you for starting it. Please don’t fetishise me, I am a human bean!

That would be a pretty trashy thing to say, indeed; is this from personal experience?

Remember, if anyone is ever attracted to you, they must be fetishising you!

The future is the past!