I would say “doink”, which has a higher pitched sound.

I wasn’t, fuck Jerry Seinfeld. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxyw38tODKg

Seinfeld isn’t that funny. This was a Carlin joke.

Thanks hotdogcharmer, you little hot dog charmer!

It was Subway, so technically it was cake by European standards.

1.6 million followers on Youtube seems relevant to me, you shitlib bundle of twigs.

What if you could use a baseball bat? Maybe with nails in it.

He’s being charged with Assault With a Deli Weapon.

Credit: Jimmy Dore

Don’t I know it! I’m diabetic.

Peanuts are legumes which means that peanut butter is basically sweetened bean dip.

Exactly right. Hillary Clinton and Kamala Harris are directly responsible for Donald Fucking Trump.

Trump is 79 and apparently has some kind of medical issue (it must be serious considering that they’re covering it up). Hopefully this orange ass-clown won’t live long enough to enjoy it.

They can keep the fucking thing with all of these dogshit “AAA” games that come out half baked and/or dark pattern tricks to try and fuck you out of even more money. I’m glad I never bothered with Diablo 4 or POE 2.

This doesn’t surprise me. Weebs annoy the fuck out of me, so much so, I block any anime-related shit that pops up in my feed.

Instead of Time’s Man of the Year Award he should get Time’s Pedo of the Year Award.

We need more Louis Gs.

I feel you brother. Nobody respects the idea that night shifters need sleep too. I met my gf over 20 years ago. We worked together on night shift, so she understood the trials and tribulations of night shift workers. She became disabled soon after, and no longer worked. About 10 years ago I was asleep, and was awakened by BAM, BAM, BAM, BAM, in the kitchen. I get up to see what the fuck was going on. She’s standing at the counter trying to open a jar of pickles by smacking the lid on said counter. I must have cussed her out for five straight minutes. “Did you really need some fucking pickles that goddam bad?” and "goddammit woman, you know better, " were among the choice phrases I had for her.

Department of Health -> Department of Death

Department of Agriculture -> Department of Famine

Center for Disease Control -> Department of Pestilence

Exactly. Even as bad as we might still fuck the planet up, it’ll still be easier to terraform actual Terra than fucking Mars.

Taking turns getting pineapple suppositories with Ronald Reagan, I hope. Fuck the Gipper too!