I mean, assuming you’ll still be alive at 70. Yeah it’s pretty old. Children are high maintenance and need a lot of energy. Best of luck to you and your new family.
Scrambled Eggs
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Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunchEnglish9·2 days agoLol we all know trump would put pharmaceuticals on the exemption list.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•Jack Dorsey and Elon Musk would like to ‘delete all IP law’ | TechCrunchEnglish2·2 days agoThe only reason musk would want this is to put his name officially on ideas he bought. Presumably on patents and whatnot.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto News@lemmy.world•Freak sell-off of ‘safe haven’ US bonds raises fear that confidence in America is fadingEnglish18·4 days agoWell I mean… Gestures at everything
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•AI slop farms are churning out fake heartwarming videos about Trump figures.English101·4 days agoOf course it’s AI. It doesn’t happen in real life
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Asklemmy@lemmy.ml•What do you have a low tolerance for?English8·5 days agoBullshit
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto World News@lemmy.ml•Trump asks Supreme Court to block order requiring US to bring back man mistakenly deported to El Salvador - WSVN 7News | Miami News, Weather, Sports | Fort LauderdaleEnglish13·8 days agoBecause he can tell us what the first hand experience was really like. The horrors he had seen and the abuse of human rights. It may make trump look bad. Can’t have that.
I once thought I had two fierce wolves inside me. Turns out I just ate too much taco bell.
Sounds like a Pokemon
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•So this is it, is trump god? Will Republicans sacrifice their own well being to own the libs?English22·10 days agoHalf of the voting population? Where’d you get that from?
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto No Stupid Questions@lemmy.world•So this is it, is trump god? Will Republicans sacrifice their own well being to own the libs?English372·11 days agoEvery fuck time there is a Republican president they claim he is sent from God. A new Messiah and anyone who doesn’t pray to him isn’t a real Christian.
It’s manipulation and using Christianity as a weapon for political gain. Only the weak willed ones fall for that.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto News@lemmy.world•Trump Fires 6 N.S.C. Officials After Oval Office Meeting With Laura LoomerEnglish1·11 days agoDidn’t she claim to have given him a blow job? Didn’t Clinton get impeached for that.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world•How are my fellow Americans preparing for the upcoming apocalypse?English18·11 days agoGonna lay down and die.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Movies@lemmy.world•The Naked Gun | Official Teaser Trailer (2025 Movie) - Liam Neeson, Pamela AndersonEnglish82·12 days agoBoooooo.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Not The Onion@lemmy.world•Easter Eggs Are So Expensive Americans Are Dyeing PotatoesEnglish11·12 days agoLiterally not the onion
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto World News@lemmy.world•No explanation from White House why tiny Aussie island's tariffs are nearly triple the rest of Australia'sEnglish5·12 days agoIt’s obvious that he thinks the McDonald Island is where the fastfood chain gets their food. Since McDonald’s is America’s favorite and only source of food according to trump (probably) and since tariffs pay America, he’s thinking he’s going to make us rich. Everyone eats McDonald’s which obviously comes from the McDonald Island. They pay the tariffs and Americans get rich. Art of the deal.
Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.alto Technology@lemmy.world•Musk 'Pressured' Reddit CEO to Silence DOGE Critics, Leaving Moderators Outraged: Report.English26·18 days agoThat’s why I’m here. Whatever musk touches turns to shit.
Unexpected world peace. Everyone unites under a common enemy.