Rozaŭtuno

Don’t buy lab-grown black holes, it’s not quite the same if it’s not mined by a child in South Africa. And it should cost at least three times your salary, otherwise your spouse will be ashamed.

Never I thought I’d be reading about a wheelchair locked behind paywalls. What a ridiculous world we live in.

Edit: I’m glad you figured something out and that those profiteers won’t get a cent out of it.