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shits pants

Continues about his day with shit in his pants

That’s just from the ruins of Old New York that New York is built on top of. The mutants down there are a steampunk society.

I accidentally put too many photons in a batch of cookies once and almost went blind taking them out of the oven.

All The Onion has to do is write headlines and articles that would have been real a decade or two ago.

I only notice that the bigger the resolution, the smaller the text when the game in question has poor scaling options for the 2D elements…

Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew.

Fry them, scalloped, julienned too.

Insane motherfuckers: “Pour the acetone in my mouth!”

A lot of big fantasy games have a blending of a myriad of mythology. Like everything is inspired by something that came from somewhere. D&D, and by extension many videos games using the rules and settings, is among those included. They have things ranging from typical Anglo-Saxon myths to Japanese kappa, Egyptian gods, and more.

It’d take me over a month to reach DC if I walked there.

It’s not illegal just to posses them here. You could have possibly dumped them yourself. Nobody will even think that deeply about it anyway.

It’s the arcade-ified evolution of System Shock, IMO.

It has a lot of the same mechanics and ideas; but it’s all an inch deep instead of having any real depth.

As an RPG hybrid, it kinda sucks. As a straight up FPS, with action as the primary feature, compared to the contemporaries at the time is pretty good. Similar to how Fallout 4 sucks ass as an actual RPG, but is a pretty great FPS.

Ahhh… You wanna da jussi pussi, eh? 😏

I would actually be amazed if I ever bricked a PC fucking around with installing software to it. At the very worst, I might have to move a jumper pin to flash the CMOS and start fresh like I never even touched the thing. If somehow even that fails, it would be a unique experience.

Just on my Lemmy.World account. Pawb is down for maintenance while they clone the database and move things around today. The display name is still Kolanaki, tho.

D4 make excellent caltrops. Especially if they’re metal.

They’re deliberately talking shit about it because they understand it, and its history. It’s not slander if it’s true.

Can we dump Trump into the Boston harbor?

You can’t see it, but I am giving you an absolutely fierce Care-Bear Stare!

sigh does it at least come with ranch or peanutbutter? Celery is better with one of those.

My two dogs. Kona and Loki. I just combined them, but accidentally put an A where an O should have been and just went with it.

Ko Lo Na Ki