Maybe it’s an excellent allegory for current events:
Man helps child through traumatic event, buys her a milkshake to thank her. Two other petulant children also want milkshakes and say things like “why don’t you say thanks to us” and “I want half of your milkshake”.
Fox News, hiding the real cutting news like geniuses.
English? Like, from England? That’s very un-American.
This is peak boomer humour. I feel like I’m Facebooking right now.
Maybe there’s a merc company willing to get him in a van and and across a border.
I already had you tagged as “furious train masturbator”. Things have come full circle and I’m delighted.
No need, there’s already a Gremlin on the front
the first wave of files posted on the Justice Department website have largely been circulating in the public domain for years
The Justice Department said it was making the documents public to show its commitment to transparency.
Look at me! I’m so transparent you can see right through me