“Like a schizophrenic group therapy session on haldol. Couch lock inducing madness where somebody left the gate to the primate cage open and now all you can do is sit staring with glassy eyes and drool on your chin while you wait to see what insanity will happen next as the chimps run around wildly blasting each other in the face with fire extinguishers filled with springy rubber snakes and soapy bubbles.”
“Truly an unheralded kitchen sink of a movie, constantly just happening at you.”
“Post apocalyptic backdrop. Amazon warriors. A giant dude in a ballerina outfit. A Frankenstein kill bot. A werewolf party. Robotic dudes who spout pop culture references nonstop and multiply when u cut off one of their limbs. Mummified mutants with chainsaws. Protagonists who aren’t good or bad but u love em anyway. Nazi punkrockers in weird helmets. Badly choreographed sword fights aplenty. Poisonous gases. Cults. Ohhh and a hairy little monk/cult leader with glowing green eyes and telekinetic abilities…”
“Words aren’t enough to describe She. It’s not that it’s impenetrable or especially hard to follow but the world it establishes seems to reset from scene to scene.”
The Letterboxd reviews are hilarious:
“Like a schizophrenic group therapy session on haldol. Couch lock inducing madness where somebody left the gate to the primate cage open and now all you can do is sit staring with glassy eyes and drool on your chin while you wait to see what insanity will happen next as the chimps run around wildly blasting each other in the face with fire extinguishers filled with springy rubber snakes and soapy bubbles.”
“Truly an unheralded kitchen sink of a movie, constantly just happening at you.”
“Post apocalyptic backdrop. Amazon warriors. A giant dude in a ballerina outfit. A Frankenstein kill bot. A werewolf party. Robotic dudes who spout pop culture references nonstop and multiply when u cut off one of their limbs. Mummified mutants with chainsaws. Protagonists who aren’t good or bad but u love em anyway. Nazi punkrockers in weird helmets. Badly choreographed sword fights aplenty. Poisonous gases. Cults. Ohhh and a hairy little monk/cult leader with glowing green eyes and telekinetic abilities…”
“Words aren’t enough to describe She. It’s not that it’s impenetrable or especially hard to follow but the world it establishes seems to reset from scene to scene.”