Microsoft is gonna try to recommission that plant next, aren’t they?

Fun (horrifying) fact: the reason barber poles have red on them is to represent the blood from when they offered tooth extractions

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barber's_pole

“just as good”? No, I feel it is (and has been for years) vastly superior but I mostly use it to find documentation or Stack Overflow answers so consistent UI and concise summaries are high priority to me. Take that as you will

I don’t think anybody can dethrone Google Maps yet but that’s another story

“preventable disease” and “Americans” are very broad terms

Did you think I’d Schogotten?

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And now I suppose I have to read that in a sarcastic voice because of the “/s”? /d

(/d = dead serious)

Yep. Low bar to clear

This apple rrrrrrrr… This apple is rrrrrrrrrr-ruh-ruh-ruh ROYAL BLUE!!