Incogni

No, because they aren’t mapped under /dev/sdX ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

Just use nvme drives and this will never happen to you again!

Reminds me of a quote from the game Alpha Centauri:

I think, and my thoughts cross the barrier into the synapses of the machine, just as the good doctor intended. But what I cannot shake, and what hints at things to come, is that thoughts cross back. In my dreams, the sensibility of the machine invades the periphery of my consciousness: dark, rigid, cold, alien. Evolution is at work here, but just what is evolving remains to be seen.

       Commissioner Pravin Lal,
       “Man and Machine”

The Court is not a cartoon.

They’re portraying themselves as a scalie, not you.

I think they meant this like “This court is not a cartoon, so keep your cartoon character out of it” - cartoon as in the medium, not the character.

/e/OS has official builds for the fairphones, you can re-lock the bootloader there, afaik. At least according to this: https://doc.e.foundation/devices/FP5/install

You can also buy the phone directly with /e/OS pre-installed & closed bootloader, from what I read on the fairphone website.