Turn the fucking PSU off, dipshits. Perfectly safe to do while hibernated, and you’re now in complete control of when it powers on.

What a stupid motherfucker. Anyone who voted for these venal clowns ought to be ashamed of themselves.

Yeah? Well I fucking love it on my iPhone. It’s summaries have been amazing, almost prescient. No, Siri hasn’t turned my phone into a Holodeck yet but I’m okay with that.