Doug Holland

Sweet jeebers, America, how long until the boxcars?

Government agencies no longer providing forms or information in any language but English will definitely have a practical effect and harm.

What about Musk makes you think he’s polished?

Hmmmm. Nothing, I guess. ‘Polished’ is probably some unwanted prejudice baked into me, thinking a rich bastard must know how to present himself as businesslike to bankers and other such bastards, but sweet jeebers maybe you’re right. I’ve certainly never seen Musk be anything but an unwiped ass.

I really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really hope you’re right.

Stewart is smart and funny, but he’s nice. He’s going to be pleasant and welcoming, smiling and cracking jokes with one of the evilest men alive. Very good comedian against a very polished, smiling Nazi.

This is not an easy match like Stewart against two unprepared lightweights (Tucker Carlson and Paul Begala) on Crossfire. Elon Musk, for all his myriad faults, is not stupid, and will be well prepped.

I’m not excited about it. Too much could go wrong.