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What a traumatic experience for the buffalo, I hope it’s ok.

Title is incorrect.
Israeli murderers cowardly murder over 20 people who were starving and of no threat in any way.

For me it’s his obsession with the raping of all those children, and being on the Epstein list.

Distraction.
He’s a rapist, and on the Epstein list.

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"but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it …maybe another slice of birthday cake will give me the energy I need!!!”

And will see it for a very long time.

Cop- “Apparently you killed a guy over some parking?”

Killer- “Yeah…”
{Cop vigorously grabs handcuffs}
“…but he was brown…”
{cop loosens grip on handcuffs}
“…and from Afghanistan!”

Cop- “Time for doughnuts then”

Ah, but that treason wasn’t blatantly obvious.
I mean, it’s not as if he ordered people to surreptitiously take boxes marked top secret. Then order people to delete videos from the server room to cover shit up. And then, when the deleting thing wouldn’t work, also order people to flood the server room with swimming pool water where the videos were kept. Then, after all that, just keep the top secret documents in an unlocked room next to a fucking fax machine.

If he did all that in such an imbecilic bungling three stooges-esque type manner then he’d be arrested by now, surely. And there’s absolutely no way that the American people would vote him in again…

Edit: He’s on the Epstein list because he’s a kiddie fiddling child rapist AND he’s also a convicted rapist of E Jean Carroll.
Plus there are over twenty known court cases/accusations of him sexually assaulting and raping other women.
(I like to mention this whenever I can.)

Cheap or processed red meat.
Steaks, etc, are fine but stuff like cheap burgers or the packaged sliced meat from supermarkets are a no no.

The tricky thing was I could have a cheap burger every day for a week and it would be ok. Or just one the next week and it felt like the world was falling out of my arsehole and mouth.

In the end my doctor instructed me to go on a diet to eliminate different foods and drinks. A month with no caffeine, a month with no fried food, a month with no alcohol, etc etc. It was only when I got to the month of no red meat that it all stopped.

I can still eat red meat but it needs to be good stuff. No mince, no ‘beef’ pizzas and so on.

Oh man, I used to get gastroenteritis every few weeks before I found out what was causing it.
Gastro was horrible. When the astonishingly painful cramps hit you you didn’t know which way the ‘projectiles’ were evacuating from until the very last second.

Unfortunately the toilet in my house at that time was in a separate room as the sink and bath. Which meant if I needed to throw up I’d either have to do it in the horrible diarrhea covered toilet or just throw up on the floor.
Decisions decisions.
On the really bad episodes I would just sit in the bath for hours on end so I could turn the shower on to wash the puke and/or shit away.

Fortunately I haven’t had an episode in twenty years now.

I think, but 100% on this, that not all 6a’s were affected.

Patch it to the latest update. If you get a notification about your battery then it’s probably fucked.

Lies. I was covered in custard and then whipped with a rj45 just last night, and it felt scrumptious!!

“ohhh, him. Epstein, yeah. He’s the coffee guy, I think. Yes, he definitely brought me coffee… and many little children to rape.”

I’ve read the ten commandments and not one of them states that we aren’t allowed to watch porn in his office!!

Be fair, golf is a technical game and he’s probably thinking about all those children he raped over the years.
Very distracting when you’re a raging paedo.

Because everybody on the plane shit themselves.

Ah, the good old shaggy defence.
🎵"They caught me grifting, it wasn’t me. I had to go bankrupt, it wasn’t me. They saw me raping, it wasn’t me. They filmed a piss tape, it wasn’t me.🎶

When anyone or anything says that their product works “up to x%” I always presume it doesn’t really work at all.
Christ, 1% is included in that “up to 95.5%” vague bullshit statement.

Nonces.

Nonce, a slang term chiefly used in Britain for alleged or convicted sex offenders, especially ones involving children
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nonce