BootyEnthusiast

Sounds like you need to up the intensity towards the end.

Jog or sprint the last 30 seconds. Get that blood pumping, and keep fucking that chicken.

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Ay yo who took a FAT SHIT in here?

Come check it out, it won’t even flush.

SOMEONE BRING THE POOP KNIFE

Dragon’s Dogma 2 has a hot spring that your entire party and other misc locals can go into.

And whoever is your highest affinity NPC in the game so far also shows up.

The steam cloud censorship is hilarious too.

People fucking beer cans now?

He looks like he takes the bus

Sleepy Gary?

Is this about sucking dick?

Is Miss Piggy still considered a sex icon in 2025?

I know she DEFINITELY was back in the 80s, but that was over 40 years ago.

So when dudes go out it’s called “prowling for pussy”

What’s the female equivalent? “Driving for dick?”

I clicked on the video and closed it like an idiot, thinking it was a real game.

Boot Liquor became a MASSIVE source of family drama during a fishing tournament around 2008 or so.

We were tooting along in our boat, fishing the morning away when I decided to put Boot Liquor on.

Classics such as “I’m not drunk, I’m just drinking” and “If I ain’t drunk, then I ain’t drinking” were well received.

Then “Kiss You Down There” by Hackenshaw Boys came on, and my grandfather started to get VISIBLY angry about the content of the song. Him and my uncle started arguing about how it’s just a silly song and that his 20 year old grandsons were perfectly fine listening to it.

Gramps was having none of it and flicked a cigarette butt at my uncle and all hell broke loose.

We lost 4 fishing rods during the scuffle, swallowed up by the merciless lake.

This didn’t happen

Incredible

I want to >!fuck!< CRISPRi

Bjork is 100% into dog buttholes

Both literally and figuratively…

I want to >!fuck!< that mouse

I like to imagine that Jared Leto refers to himself in the third person.

“Jared Leto doesn’t like plum jelly”

Or

“Jared Leto thinks Alf is overrated, but still watchable”