Sentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 天前Hmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square261linkfedilinkarrow-up1342arrow-down197
arrow-up1245arrow-down1imageHmm this "unisex" bathroom seems biased...sh.itjust.worksSentient Loom@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 22 天前message-square261linkfedilink
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up34·21 天前I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·21 天前I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up8arrow-down1·21 天前One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 天前Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 天前so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen? i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
minus-squaretrashgirlfriend@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·21 天前You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·21 天前I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
minus-square🍉 Albert 🍉@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·21 天前I’m now on the side that everyone needs to sit down to pee. but as a compromise, everyone is allowed to go number 2 standing up
I cannot believe my morning erections are being judged by trash girlfriend.
I am literally trash girlfriend and Ive never had morning wood at a public toilet
I feel like if I judge you its gotta be a good reason at that point
One day you will go to a public toilet to realize you have morning wood, then you will understand the struggle.
Waking up in a public toilet does sound fun but since Ive taken estrogen I dont ger morning wood often
so you saying the real solution for peeing with morning wood is estrogen?
i would transition but there’s no ikea near me for the mandatory Blahaj.
You can order both the blahaj and the estrogen online
I guess I’m trans now, hopefully there are no social/political consequences for being trans in this precise moment in history in the United States.
Haha yeah…
I’m now on the side that everyone needs to sit down to pee. but as a compromise, everyone is allowed to go number 2 standing up
Did you mean… You wood transition?
I guess wood is inescapable