Well la-de-da… everyone look at me… I know soap isn’t edible.

Well some of us didn’t go to fancy schools… with… food.

Once I had a bottle of orange shampoo (fruity aroma as well as colour) shoved under my nose by a well-meaning person and it smelled delicious. Like “I must grab this bottle and swig it immediately” delicious. Thankfully I didn’t, mainly due to a comment along the lines of “Here! Smell this shampoo!” that managed to process before the scent did.

There were a few occasions thereafter where I saw that bottle left unattended and the temptation to “just give it a little taste” was incredibly strong. I’m kind of surprised I won out and never did. It would only have tasted of disappointment.

… or would it?

I’d like my mouth to stop watering now though, for real.

Well, you are missing out.