• Lokoschade@feddit.org
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    9 days ago

    Not my story but from my boyfriend. In English class they were supposed to write a review about a movie. He wrote a negative one about The Last Airbender from M. Night Shyamalan. First she argued that “iceberg” is not an english word (this took place in Germany) and that he should instead use “icy mountain” they had to look it up in a dictionary to convince her otherwise and then she took points away because “why would you write a review about something and not recommend it”.

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    9 days ago

    Our physics teacher and our chemistry teacher had an ongoing civil riff on whether or not electrons exist.

    We’d hear one side of the argument in Chemistry and then parrot it to him in Physics, and he’d give us a rebuttal and we’d parrot it back to her in Chemistry. This went on for about two weeks.

    Looking back on it, I’m pretty sure they discussed it in the staff room beforehand, but at the time it felt like a real smackdown.

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    9 days ago

    Not a teacher, per se, but the senior dev on my old team once said something that left me scratching my head. We were trying to troubleshoot an inconsistent bug in our software, and I said, “Maybe it’s a race condition,” to which he replied, “There’s no such thing.”

    Still trying to figure out what he meant by that.

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      7 days ago

      Dude only ever wrote single threaded software, that’s his secret sauce to avoid race conditions

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    8 days ago

    Only boring people get bored.

    Utter nonsense but it was said to my boy by a junior school teacher. Was an interesting conversation when I talked to her at parent teacher day.

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      7 days ago

      Sounds like the words of a boring teacher who’s incapable of meaningful self-reflection as to what they could maybe improve upon