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minus-squareBodilessGaze@sh.itjust.workscakelinkfedilinkarrow-up156·2 months agoThankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
minus-squareclashorcrashman@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up97·2 months ago“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”
minus-squareiamkindasomeone@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up39·2 months agoand is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up4·2 months agoI’m thinking 3/4oz #8 birdshot is the zeroday attack.
minus-squareiamkindasomeone@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoBut then please don’t return to sender!
minus-squareAnUnusualRelic@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up31·2 months agoAnd high packet loss.
minus-squareCaptain Aggravated@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·2 months agoYou know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
minus-squareKorhaka@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·2 months agoBandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
minus-squareWhelks_chance@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agohttps://what-if.xkcd.com/31/ Truck bandwidth
minus-squareTaiCrunch@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoOr a good old USB stick!
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up14·2 months agoThis is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden swallows pigeons.
minus-squareslingstone@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoWhat do you mean? An African or European pigeon?
minus-squareThePyroPython@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 months agoI don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH (Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
minus-squarebluewing@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 months agoBut it does work in an electrically challenged environment when the latency of the internet is infinite. But it can be hacked by 3/4oz #8 birdshot.
minus-squareKubeRoot@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoI have a suspicion most networking hardware would be affected by that
minus-squareoakward@feddit.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 months agoTime to expand the protocol with encryption
minus-squareStarDreamer@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·2 months agoTail latency with a swallow tail.
minus-squareDaPorkchop_@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 months agoI can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
Thankfully, there’s an official standard for using the internet with just carrier pigeons: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
“…this technology suffers from extremely high latency.”
and is probably prone to cat in the middle attacks …
I’m thinking 3/4oz #8 birdshot is the zeroday attack.
But then please don’t return to sender!
And high packet loss.
You know, pigeons probably do have relatively high latency but I bet a carrier pigeon could carry at least three SD cards, meaning a pigeon has hella bandwidth.
Bandwidth is also impacted by distance though, across a school or town it would be incredibly high speed.
https://what-if.xkcd.com/31/
Truck bandwidth
Or a good old USB stick!
This is why you have to factor in the airspeed velocity of your laiden and unlaiden
swallowspigeons.What do you mean? An African or European pigeon?
I don’t know that- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
(Gets tossed into the air and into the Gorge of Eternal Peril)
But it does work in an electrically challenged environment when the latency of the internet is infinite. But it can be hacked by 3/4oz #8 birdshot.
I have a suspicion most networking hardware would be affected by that
Time to expand the protocol with encryption
Tail latency with a swallow tail.
I can’t believe they removed the photo of a dead pigeon captioned “An example of packet loss.”
Brilliant