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minus-squarebricklove@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·1 month agoIt feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.
minus-squaregrrgyle@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoAnd they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.
minus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.onelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·1 month ago“Hammer! Fucking hammers have one purpose, to fucking hammer things! Right now, Hammer, you’re screwing me like ol Mr. Philips Screwdriver.”
It feels so degrading. I don’t ask my tools for favors. I only want to use my voice for yelling at them when they don’t work.
And they certainly don’t work harder when you add “please” to your instructions.
“Hammer! Fucking hammers have one purpose, to fucking hammer things! Right now, Hammer, you’re screwing me like ol Mr. Philips Screwdriver.”