Trump’s tariffs: Swinging a 25% hammer while shouting, “They started it!”—peak trade war theatrics.

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Trump trades alliances for slogans; NATO isn’t a casino, and Ukraine isn’t a poker chip.

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Qatar Airways introduces new “corpse class” seating—no upgrades, but plenty of legroom for one.

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A monumental win for repair warriors; corporate gatekeeping faces a well-deserved reckoning.

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