I do have a ring i could drop in a volcano… (/s)

Shockingly, if that market exists, it doesnt advertise itself. Otherwise they’d be making bank off the DoD and anybody else with restricted device policies.

Its not exactly a complicated device to produce afaik, either;

• internal storage
• no recording capability (camera/microphone)
• no wireless capability (no antenna whatsoever)
• analog audio output
• bonus points for a non-data-carrying charging port (aka, barrel power connector, not USB) so you can charge it in a SCIF (USB cables not permitted).

Financially? Yes (for now). In terms of Spoons (mental/physical energy to care about whatever conditions i likely have)? Nope.

I feel like I’ve stagnated career/life wise enough that I’m not particularly desirable enough to get that kind of offer though. I don’t speak a second language and my skill set is at best higher tier tech support :/

But what about Hitler in a Playboy bunny suit?

It sounds cold but isnt this kind of the point of a body bag? To contain a human corpse without contaminating the surroundings, as well as ease of transportation, while also not taking up a huge amount of space when unneeded?