“is there anything I could say that would change your mind?”

My uncle is a lunar landing denier and I asked him this. He said the only thing that would convince him would me to take him there and see it himself. That’s when I realized I’m not dealing with someone who get themselves into a POV through logic, so you can’t use logic to get them out.

I know. That’s what makes my joke good.

Oh, shit. Good thing my boss is a chimpanzee.