Hotmail. Been using it since high school and every data breach and fuck up taught me something new.

I sincerely apologize.

You can still buy Motorola 68000 chips (from the Apple II and Commodore 64) and get the job of rolling windows up and down done. Sometimes, old chip designs are good enough and cheaper than one modern design.

I’m starting to think this Trump character isn’t on the up-and-up.

I realize that. I was just joking. Lighthearted jokes about England usually land but I guess that one didn’t. C’est la vie.

Yes, but not because of the witchcraft stuff. They use royal titles. People unironically say “Sir Mick Jagger.”