Okay let’s say it

Everyone has to work at least a day as a front facing customer service.

ALL public officers elected or not are now chosen by sortition. That’s right baby, we are bringing Athenian democracy back. At least for a while

People can now express without fear of offending others as now they have self awareness to know that others can also think different as them (the P zombies will appreciate this one)

FF 20 years

The whole of humanity is now shareholder of a giant corporation managing the full resources of the Earth-Moon system

As a shareholder, everyone is taken care off, and basic needs are always available. You have been now guaranteed your needs for life, opening up for you to enjoy your freedom.

We start developing a solar collector array using Mercury as a resource stockpile

FF 30 years, we have finished the solar array. The Dyson sphere goes online. We spread during the next 6 hours a salvo of about 200 million self replicating probes through the interstellar space of our Galaxy and beyond it

These probes have everything needed to jump start the process again in other solar systems

If we are lucky, we might have our vector states inside those probes so we will have achieved functional immortality

Let’s see…

Functions that are called in other functions will be declared before any function that calls them.

Okay I can dig this. Let’s see-

Code indentation (tabs) should be set to four spaces.

Wait you don’t put salad on your ranch?

So a field of circle jerks

Oh how the mighty have fallen

Friend of little Bobby I presume

Ah yes, little Nell=%00\u0000’\0’“”‘0’0x000x30’';

Nellie Null we call her.

She and her cousin Bobby Tables love to scamper around, but they are good kids. They would never break anything intentionally

Not the article, I meant the comment section

It should be noted that you can still use Notepad without a Microsoft account

Despite the ability to still use the software without an account

Are we not doing context anymore?

What is this? Just outrage for the sake of outrage?

Literally skill issue

Eh, I mean, that can re grow bone marrow, tissues, bottle souls, repair physical damage and so on. Worst case they apparate to their hospital

Bullets would be an inconvenience at most

Well this kind of got answered in the game of Hogwarts legacy.

I always was curious how they Imbued physical objects with magical properties.

Let’s say, the evanescent cupboards

So these are created as a pair and connected to each other in the sense that whatever you put in one, shows up in the other

It’s basically an actual functional teleporter.

Leaving aside the specific instructions for use, this thing is a massive hack.

So in the games they do sort of explain that you can add magical properties to your clothes by using magical beasts resources.

So maybe the evanescent cupboards are made of one of those beasts that teleport a short distance

Same as the paintings and such

I mean this is the same race of people who have babies launched on purpose from high buildings just to see them bounce harmlessly to see if they are magical or not

Wizards are just built different. In Harry’s case, he comes from a line of wizards that basically stood up to the metaphorical concept of death itself

Shits wack yo

It is also explained that that particular cloak is immune to charms

They clearly state in the books that they cannot create resources at will. The resources need to exist first

Clearly you have not been studying for your OWLS. Focus on Gamp’s transfiguration laws

Remind me! 60 days