Rhynoplaz

Facility. Pistols only. License to kill.

I live my life two fifths of vodka at a time.

Falling backwards into a large pile of “packing” snow.

For any of our more tropical friends, snow comes in many forms. The most coveted is the packing snow. It sticks to itself and is perfect for making snowballs and snowmen, and it crunches wonderfully when you step in it.

When you fall into it, it catches you somewhere between the air and the ground and creates a perfect mold around your body. It feels like you are floating in a chair custom sculpted for your body. (Assuming you’re wearing warm waterproof coverings. It’s not so relaxing when you’re cold and wet.)

Add to that the natural silence of the winter, close your eyes, and the world just disappears.

Sounds like MAGA to me.

I don’t know what you mean by that.

Oh thank God you’ve cleared this up!

All this time I assumed that sucking dick would make me turn gay!

Good point. Better just deal with it next week.

Were you not listening?

Implement it at 4:59.

Everyone must now put off literally EVERYTHING until the very last minute.

Boost here.

TL;DR for Americans: American citizens are the biggest idiots on the fucking planet.

As an American, I can confirm this.

I recognize those kids on the train. Did you post something about that on here before?

Seems like a bit too much progress for a few months.

They went from middle school to art school overnight.

My first guess was that the “medium change” was using AI, but, the new stuff isn’t THAT good, and aside from some missing fingers, AI would probably have made that girl punching a tree better than it is.

Oh wait. I think I had it backwards. Are you telling me they went from the full color pictures TO the line drawings?

If that’s the case, I have no idea what’s going on here.